Wilfred
What’s Joyce’s worst fashion faux pas?
Her worst faux pas would have to be ripped skinny jeans.
Which cartoon character has the best style?
Minnie from Charlie and Lola and Yoko from Timothy Goes to School.
What do you own but have never worn?
A specific high-fashion brand rain jacket.
Who would play you in a film of your life?
Celeste.
Given the chance, if Joyce had an infinite supply of crisps what would she do with them?Depending on the oils they were cooked with, she might eat them all, or give them away.
What would you rename the moon?
Daughter, because it’s calm and peaceful whilst the sun is raging and loud.
What’s the most worn thing in Joyce’s wardrobe?
Everything in her wardrobe.
How many items of clothing, in total, does Joyce have in her wardrobe?
Roughly 300-400 pieces. (I gave her about three big Ikea bags of clothing, so the wardrobe overflows into bags and boxes.)
What has Joyce borrowed from you but never given back?
These old-lady thick circular gold earring she stole from our mum.
Joyce
What would you say your worst fashion faux pas is?
Pour moi, c’est patchwork jeans – they’re just so last season.
Who would Wilfred say was the most stylish cartoon?
Sakamoto from the anime Haven’t You Heard? I’m Sakamoto. It’s not necessarily about his fashion, more about how he carries himself because he wears a school uniform.
What does Wilfred own but never wear?
Wilfred was given an Alexander McQueen shirt worn by the legend himself, from his cousin! He has it framed and will never wear it.
Who would play Wilfred in a film of his life?
Jaden Smith for his teen years, Frank Ocean from 2015-2019, then John David Washington from now onwards.
Given the chance, what would you do with an infinite supply of crisps?
Have a Mario Kart event at Tate Modern and give them away to people who take part.
What would Wilfred rename the moon?
Buddy.
What is the most worn item in your wardrobe?
Definitely this 3XL black leather jacket that I thrifted for £1. Very cosy and honestly one of the greatest finds; I’m very proud of it. I wore it to school every day and all the teachers were like, “Is that your jacket? It looks a bit big.” I said “It’s fashion, baby.”
How many items of clothing, in total, do you think you have in your wardrobe?
I’d say a good 500 items! Mainly thrifted, from vintage stores, made by myself or gifted from people.
What have you borrowed from Wilfred but never given back?
These vintage Skechers-type shoes that he got from Detroit and I instantly fell in love with them. He let me wear them one time, now I wear them every day.
What is something under £20 that Wilfred can’t live without?
His afro comb.
